I walk into the room. Hey, have you seen my purse? I walk into the living room, and find you sprawled out on the recliner bare ass naked and jerking off! Haha! Well, it looks like I interrupted something here!!!  I walk out laughing, then come right in. I mock you about catching you naked and jerking off, and take a closer look. Oh my gosh, your hand almost covers your entire dick! Take your hand off so I can see it. Oh my gosh, it's like a micro dick. I point and laugh. You're a little boner boy! Haha! No, don't stop. I want to see how much a little baby dick like that can cum! Why don't you show me how you do it? Jerk off that little baby dick for me you little pervert! Jerk off to my ass. My nice sexy perfect ass! It makes your little dicklet hard, doesn't it!